Kid Jokes!

I thought it might be fun to share some of our favorite kids jokes for today's portion of the 31 Days of Blog Posts!

Without further ado...

Here's one the 9 year old told me this morning: "Hey Mom! Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay...he woke up."

What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? "Bison"

What did one light bulb say to the other one on Valentines Day?

"I love you watts and watts"

What did the dalmatian say after lunch? "That hit the spot!"

What did the right eye say to the left eye? "Between us, something sells."

How do you make a tissue dance?

"Put a little boogie in it."

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Where do sheep go on vacation? To the BAAAAAhamas. What did one French man say to the other? I don't know...I don't speak French. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

Why can't Elsa have a balloon? She'll let it go.

What does the rain cloud wear under her dress? Thunderwear!

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Meat

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it'd be a foot.

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A MINNIE van.

What room do ghosts avoid? The living room.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

You're welcome!